Zero Fucks. Not. Even. One.
Citrus with bite, sage with sass, and a whole lot of absolutely not. For the days when your coffee is cold, the Wi-Fi’s down, the laundry’s a disaster, and your kid just asked for another snack… Light it up and bask in the glow of not giving a single solitary fuck—because you’re fresh out.
Wax Melt Description
Our wax melts are made with 100% soy wax (clean-burning, non-toxic, and better for your air quality — you're welcome). Infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that smell incredible without the chemical hangover. No headaches. No questionable ingredients. Just clean, gorgeous scent that fills a room and minds its own business.
Each one is poured by hand in Golden, BC — because mass-produced is for people who still give fucks, and you don't.
Drop one in your warmer and let your space smell like someone who has their life together, even when you absolutely do not.
Burn times will vary. When the scent is gone, toss it out and add a new wax melt.
Scent: citrus + sage
This fragrance hits you with sharp citrus that snaps you awake—think lemon and orange zest with a kick of attitude. Earthy sage and fresh green leaves keep it grounded while adding that “I’ve got my life together-ish” energy. Bright, bold, and unapologetically sassy—because your space should smell as fearless as you feel.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.

