Zero Fucks. Not. Even. One.
Citrus with bite, sage with sass, and a whole lot of absolutely not. For the days when your coffee is cold, the Wi-Fi’s down, the laundry’s a disaster, and your kid just asked for another snack… Light it up and bask in the glow of not giving a single solitary fuck—because you’re fresh out.
Candle Description
Hand-poured sass in a glass.
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax (because we don’t do toxic), and infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that actually smell good—like, “what is that amazing scent?” good. No headaches, no weird chemicals, just clean-burning deliciousness. Each one is poured by hand in the cozy mountain town of Golden, BC—because mass-produced is boring, and your home deserves better.
Light one up, and let your space smell as good and inviting as you are.
Scent: citrus + sage
This fragrance hits you with sharp citrus that snaps you awake—think lemon and orange zest with a kick of attitude. Earthy sage and fresh green leaves keep it grounded while adding that “I’ve got my life together-ish” energy. Bright, bold, and unapologetically sassy—because your space should smell as fearless as you feel.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
