Surviving on Caffeine and Chaos
Your planner is a suggestion. Your inbox is a threat. You've said "I'll sleep when I'm dead" so many times you're starting to believe it. This is not a wellness candle — there is no morning meditation happening here. This is the candle you light while running on sheer determination, a suspicious amount of caffeine, and the quiet belief that if you just push through one more thing, you'll finally feel caught up. You won't. Light it anyway. You're doing amazing.
Candle Description
Hand-poured sass in a glass.
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax (because we don’t do toxic), and infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that actually smell good—like, “what is that amazing scent?” good. No headaches, no weird chemicals, just clean-burning deliciousness. Each one is poured by hand in the cozy mountain town of Golden, BC—because mass-produced is boring, and your home deserves better.
Light one up, and let your space smell as good and inviting as you are.
Scent: espresso + vanilla
Dark roasted coffee beans hit first. Caramel and chocolate sneak in next, because even chaos deserves a little sweetness. Vanilla lands at the base, smooth enough to make you think you have it together. You don't. But your space will smell incredible.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.

