Smells Like...I Fucking Cleaned
Look, maybe you didn’t actually clean shit—but this candle screams “I owned that mess like a boss.” With zesty yuzu, wild berries, and citrus leaves, it smells like you tried… kinda… sorta… maybe.
Light this when your house is a dumpster fire but you want everyone to think you’ve got your shit (mostly) together. Because chaos smells a hell of a lot better with some fruity fresh vibes.
Candle Description
Hand-poured sass in a glass.
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax (because we don’t do toxic), and infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that actually smell good—like, “what is that amazing scent?” good. No headaches, no weird chemicals, just clean-burning deliciousness. Each one is poured by hand in the cozy mountain town of Golden, BC—because mass-produced is boring, and your home deserves better.
Light one up, and let your space smell as good and inviting as you are.
Scent: yuzu + wild berries + citrus leaves
This fragrance hits you with zesty yuzu and lemon that slap you awake, then keeps it juicy with wild berries and mandarin zest. Fresh green citrus leaves bring that garden-fresh swag you didn’t know you needed. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore—this is how you make your home smell like you’ve got your sh*t together.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
