Smells Like...I Fucking Cleaned
Look, maybe you didn’t actually clean shit—but this candle screams “I owned that mess like a boss.” With zesty yuzu, wild berries, and citrus leaves, it smells like you tried… kinda… sorta… maybe.
Light this when your house is a dumpster fire but you want everyone to think you’ve got your shit (mostly) together. Because chaos smells a hell of a lot better with some fruity fresh vibes.
Wax Melt Description
Our wax melts are made with 100% soy wax (clean-burning, non-toxic, and better for your air quality — you're welcome). Infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that smell incredible without the chemical hangover. No headaches. No questionable ingredients. Just clean, gorgeous scent that fills a room and minds its own business.
Each one is poured by hand in Golden, BC — because mass-produced is for people who still give fucks, and you don't.
Drop one in your warmer and let your space smell like someone who has their life together, even when you absolutely do not.
Burn times will vary. When the scent is gone, toss it out and add a new wax melt.
Scent: yuzu + wild berries + citrus leaves
This fragrance hits you with zesty yuzu and lemon that slap you awake, then keeps it juicy with wild berries and mandarin zest. Fresh green citrus leaves bring that garden-fresh swag you didn’t know you needed. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore—this is how you make your home smell like you’ve got your sh*t together.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
