Santa's Favourite Disappointment

Santa made a list. Santa checked it twice. Then he rubbed his temples, let out a long sigh, and wrote your name on his third list. Congratulations! You made it. Just not the one you were hoping for.

It’s a special list for people who:

• Eat the cookies meant for Santa and leave a few crumbs as “evidence.”

• Wrap presents with the price tag still on.

• Tell the same Christmas joke every year that makes everyone roll their eyes and groan (“How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? Nothing, it was on the house!”)

• Panic-buy gifts on the 23rd and swear they’ll get it done early next year. Every year.

• Say “I’m not doing Christmas this year,” then buy a whole lotta gifts for themselves.

• Forget the carrots again, so the reindeer are hungry, cranky, and filing HR complaints.

Consider this candle your official certificate of achievement. It’s here to make your house smell amazing while you keep earning coal and a scowl from Santa.

Keep up the good work?