It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fuck This
Christmas cheer has left the building. In its place: a gift list that multiplies overnight, wrapping paper that’s never long enough, a meltdown or two (yours, probably, possibly in a parking lot), and in-laws with opinions on your house, your parenting, and your gravy.
Light this and let the red berries sweeten the moment before you snap, the mint slap some calm into you, and the cinnamon warm things up, which is more than anyone at the dinner table will do. Northern cypress gives you the full Christmas tree smell with zero setup, no needles in the carpet, no tangled lights, and no sad takedown in January.
It won’t fix your family but it will smell amazing while you ignore them.
Scent: berries + mint + cinnamon + cypress
Red berries, cool mint, warm cinnamon, and northern cypress. Sweet on the surface, sharp underneath, and spicy enough to handle your aunt’s third “so, are you seeing anyone?” It’s festive, it’s fresh, and it’s holding it together better than you are.
Burn times:
7oz White Matte Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
