Congrats! You're Old.
Welcome to the club where your back cracks louder than your jokes. This candle smells way better than your memories of “the good old days,” and trust us—you’ll need it to mask that “I can’t believe I stayed up past 9 pm” vibe. Light it up, own the gray hairs, and remind everyone you’re vintage AF—and still cooler than a midlife crisis.
Candle Description
Hand-poured sass in a glass.
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax (because we don’t do toxic), and infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that actually smell good—like, “what is that amazing scent?” good. No headaches, no weird chemicals, just clean-burning deliciousness. Each one is poured by hand in the cozy mountain town of Golden, BC—because mass-produced is boring, and your home deserves better.
Light one up, and let your space smell as good and inviting as you are.
Scent: fig + ginger
This scent doesn’t whisper—it purrs. Lush honey and juicy fig bring the sweetness, but just when you’re getting cozy, ginger snaps back with a spicy little side-eye. It’s like pouring hot tea with perfectly manicured nails—refined, but never boring. Light it when you want your space to smell like confidence, curiosity, and just a dash of chaos.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
