Congrats! You're Old.
Welcome to the club where your back cracks louder than your jokes. This candle smells way better than your memories of “the good old days,” and trust us—you’ll need it to mask that “I can’t believe I stayed up past 9 pm” vibe. Light it up, own the gray hairs, and remind everyone you’re vintage AF—and still cooler than a midlife crisis.
Wax Melt Description
Our wax melts are made with 100% soy wax (clean-burning, non-toxic, and better for your air quality — you're welcome). Infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that smell incredible without the chemical hangover. No headaches. No questionable ingredients. Just clean, gorgeous scent that fills a room and minds its own business.
Each one is poured by hand in Golden, BC — because mass-produced is for people who still give fucks, and you don't.
Drop one in your warmer and let your space smell like someone who has their life together, even when you absolutely do not.
Burn times will vary. When the scent is gone, toss it out and add a new wax melt.
Scent: fig + ginger
This scent doesn’t whisper—it purrs. Lush honey and juicy fig bring the sweetness, but just when you’re getting cozy, ginger snaps back with a spicy little side-eye. It’s like pouring hot tea with perfectly manicured nails—refined, but never boring. Light it when you want your space to smell like confidence, curiosity, and just a dash of chaos.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
