Cheer Up...Fucker
A candle for when you're feeling blue—and need a little sass with your self-care. This isn't your grandma’s comfort candle. Warm oatmeal and sweet honey serve up cozy vibes with a side of “pull yourself together.”
Light it when the vibes are low and the BS is high. You’re allowed a meltdown—just make it smell delicious.
Candle Description
Hand-poured sass in a glass.
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax (because we don’t do toxic), and infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that actually smell good—like, “what is that amazing scent?” good. No headaches, no weird chemicals, just clean-burning deliciousness. Each one is poured by hand in the cozy mountain town of Golden, BC—because mass-produced is boring, and your home deserves better.
Light one up, and let your space smell as good and inviting as you are.
Scent: oatmeal + honey
This scent wraps you up in warm honey and crushed almonds like a cashmere blanket you definitely didn’t get on sale. Then it turns up the charm with creamy coconut, juicy peach, and a wink of cinnamon leaf—because comfort can still be a little spicy. It all settles into a dreamy base of vanilla bean, sugar cane, and fresh oatmeal that smells like breakfast in bed... with zero responsibilities. Basically, it’s a hug in candle form—with better lighting.
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.



