Calm Your Tits
Are your tits in a twist? Need to dial it down? This candle has got you covered and its chill-as-hell fragrance will remind you to kick back, relax, and drop a few of those unnecessary fucks. Just light it up, breathe deep, and let go of the bullshit—your tits will settle right down like they’ve been waiting for it all along.
Candle Description
Hand-poured sass in a glass.
Our candles are made with 100% soy wax (because we don’t do toxic), and infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that actually smell good—like, “what is that amazing scent?” good. No headaches, no weird chemicals, just clean-burning deliciousness. Each one is poured by hand in the cozy mountain town of Golden, BC—because mass-produced is boring, and your home deserves better.
Light one up, and let your space smell as good and inviting as you are.
Scent: bergamot + lemon + peony + ginger
This scent struts in with a burst of bergamot and lemon peel like it owns the damn place—zesty, bold, and not here to play small. Then it softens just enough to flirt with delicate day lilies, flouncy freesia, and lush peony—because even divas have a soft side. But don’t get too cozy: the dry-down kicks in with a spicy whisper of ginger and nutmeg, all wrapped in a sultry musk that lingers like a late-night text. Basically, it’s elegance with edge—and it smells like trouble (the good kind).
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
