Calm Your Tits
Are your tits in a twist? Need to dial it down? This candle has got you covered and its chill-as-hell fragrance will remind you to kick back, relax, and drop a few of those unnecessary fucks. Just light it up, breathe deep, and let go of the bullshit—your tits will settle right down like they’ve been waiting for it all along.
Wax Melt Description
Our wax melts are made with 100% soy wax (clean-burning, non-toxic, and better for your air quality — you're welcome). Infused with phthalate-free, paraben-free fragrances that smell incredible without the chemical hangover. No headaches. No questionable ingredients. Just clean, gorgeous scent that fills a room and minds its own business.
Each one is poured by hand in Golden, BC — because mass-produced is for people who still give fucks, and you don't.
Drop one in your warmer and let your space smell like someone who has their life together, even when you absolutely do not.
Burn times will vary. When the scent is gone, toss it out and add a new wax melt.
Scent: bergamot + lemon + peony + ginger
This scent struts in with a burst of bergamot and lemon peel like it owns the damn place—zesty, bold, and not here to play small. Then it softens just enough to flirt with delicate day lilies, flouncy freesia, and lush peony—because even divas have a soft side. But don’t get too cozy: the dry-down kicks in with a spicy whisper of ginger and nutmeg, all wrapped in a sultry musk that lingers like a late-night text. Basically, it’s elegance with edge—and it smells like trouble (the good kind).
Burn times:
7oz Frosted Glass with 5oz wax — 35+ hours burn time
10oz Frosted Glass with 8oz wax — 50+ hours burn time
Shipping Details
Free delivery in Golden, BC. Shipping is $15 across Canada.
